Friday, May 12, 2006

Laird

Anyone watching the two of us would swear that I was being followed, and none too inconspicuously, at that. Not that it’s me that he’s following, not as such, at any rate. I’d say that he’s more along for the ride, but that wouldn’t be quite true, either. I’ll put it this way: we’re heading the same direction, at the same time, with more or less the same end in mind – the same purpose, though not the same motive – and more or less physically together. But we’re not doing this together.

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When I was a child, this was my favorite part of the yard. The detritus of years, generations gone by was then piled up behind the old shed. The shed itself had the look of an a-frame tent propped up onto a single block column, with what dad always called “stable doors” swinging together into the square middle. Ridiculously peaked for an otherwise squat building, the old-style shingles wilted around the frame of the roof where they weren’t being actively pulled off or otherwise ravaged by the encroaching limbs of the aged oak. The padlock, meant to, well, meant for not much, not much use for such a thing out here, hung on the wrong end of the l-shaped bolt latch. Didn’t keep anyone out, but it made for a convenient extension of the handle. The smudged, scratched stainless steel, its metallic sheen muddied by years of palming, slapped against the taupe tones of the door every time the door opened or closed. Lost the key about ten years ago.

Malachi has just been born. Boileau is in the shed, pondering. He’s not working yet; he’s standing, with his hands on the antique sawhorses, which he takes great care to maintain and keep in pristine shape, staring vaguely in the direction of his “work horses,” the pair of crude sawhorses that that look as though they’ve been hacked from a slab of granite. Rugged and pitted, they require periodic partial replacements in order to maintain their balance and serve their purpose; I don’t think that a single board is an original. He stands there, his hands splayed out before him, leaning into the horses, his right shoulder dipped a bit and his back crooked, slack-mouthed, mumbling to himself. He turns, stuffs his hands in his pockets, and walks out, closing the door as he does so. The lock is fast and he doesn’t have the key. Shrugging, he leaves it be and bolts the latch, slapping the lock back down against the door with the sudden fury in his turn.

The pit was still in the door three days ago, when

The key is in the nail bucket on the far side of the show horses, buried under the sixteen penny nails. Years later, Malachi finds it and, admiring its smooth surfaces, carries it with him down to the stream where, having only recently learned from me the art of skipping stones, fingers the key a few times, staring at the infinitesimally undulating surface of the stream, content and slow after passing the spring runoff, shrugs and cocks his arm back. Silhouetted against the late afternoon sun, the grass folding back in over his feet, the light contouring around him, appearing to take on a greenish hue as it bends and rushes into the immediate void of his presence. His wrist extends and flexes, the key swivels through the air, catching and deflecting some of Malachi’s light, and plunks into the stream with hardly a whisper.

I can see the faint plosive of the key where it started to sink. Malachi stands there for an extra second, scratching absently at the back of his head, before whirling furiously on his heel, striding back up the slight incline to the shed.

The path from the house to the shed has been worn smooth and sterile. The soil itself has a deceptively healthy black color, some from the rain over the last several days, some, the ash that has fallen on path and field alike, that smears off onto our feet as we walk by. You can see where I just slipped, the too-broad shape of my boot tapering too long, a flame-shaped smudge of ash relocated into a tiny mound where I finally regained purchase. The dogs have run this path over the years, from the pond to the shed and around it. It’s a little bit broad in places, where it takes angles around the end of the house and where it rights again before looping angularly around the shed, but that’s probably because Shaw is a bit longer than Asmund. Asmund is heavier, though.

I’m about fifty feet in front of Malachi right now. He’s got six inches on me, and you can see it when you look at us, even with the perspective. He’s incredibly fast, much more so than you’d think seeing his size and strength. People tend to think he’s dumb, at least, that’s their first impression. He’s not, but there’s something about him that puts people off, an unspoken but imminent threat.

I’m walking at a pretty good clip, good enough to raise a sweat on my back in this heat. still warm from the fire still wet from the

he’d catch me in under three seconds if he opened it up. He’d have me for sure, unless I got lucky enough to squirt away.

The shed doors are open. The top hinge on the right front door is loose, the screws having chewed through the frame. The door hangs limply forward; shoved slightly by the breeze off the marsh, the lock clacks rhythmically against the door, digging infinitesimally deeper into the pit in the paneling. The soft thudding of the lock is clearing an off-white patch in the door as the soot adheres to the metal or is jarred into snowing in miniscule flakes to the ground. The impression of a cattail is dimly visible in the door where the swirling wind had held it in place for the smoke to paint around it. The head of the cattail sweeps off into a narrowing arc where the wind brushed it away; the fuzzy shadow portrait left behind looks as the cattail itself were the source of the flame, that it was the slender stalk that shaped the moment.

I walked straight through the shed, without looking around or behind me. I found the widow’s nest in the back corner behind the broken-down lawn mower last summer. Malachi stormed in behind me, his torso floating level above the ground, only his legs moving. He loomed up bodily as his second leg found the level of the shed floor, eight inches above the dirt. Plume-like he burst upward that distance, leveled off, and maintained his relentless, deliberate driving.


Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Bird flu hits Florida.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

NFL DRAFT 2006

God how I love the NFL Draft. Hours and hours (and hours!) of football geekery, generally held on a beautiful weekend in April. Doesn't get much better.

Some observations from this year's draft:

- Thanks to the good folks at NASN (The North American Sports Network), I was treated to hours and hours of live and as-live coverage of this year's draft. I caught all of rounds 1 and 2, most of three (damn tape cut out after pick 89 -- I missed the previous few hours at a party -- should've gone later!!). Corey Chavous was fantastic as the player guru -- possibly the best such that I've seen.

- Denver seems to have had quite the productive weekend. I'm not pleased about this.

- New England seems also to have done pretty well for themselves. In fact, and it kills me to have decided this, I'm rooting for the Patsies this season. First, Oakland isn't legitimate, so I'm not thinking playoffs for them this season. There are two big reasons I'm rooting for NE: 1. They're having a nice trickle-down effect on the league. Not only are their schemes and systems popping up everywhere as teams build to beat the Patriots, their emphasis on the team ethic and on character seems also to be filtering through, which is wonderful. Second, I've come full-circle on Brady. He still irks me because I can't see one specific thing that he does really well, but the man wins. I would like to see him get #4 in this six-year period, just so people start really having to include him in "best-ever" discussions.

- The only team I think drafted badly was the Bills, with an honorable mention to the Redskins, which may be unfair, since they only had one first-day pick.

- I think Oakland did respectably. They're trying to improve the defense, and passing on both Leinart and Cutler should mean that they really like Andrew Walter -- but you never know with Al Davis. Taking essentially 2 LBs (they're already talking about Bing playing at LB) and an S/CB with three of their first four picks signals that they want to move to a 3-4 within a couple of years, and they're getting the speed in the back 8 to permit that -- I'd be willing to bet, all things being equal, they go DT first next draft. They've bulked and improved the DE corps the last couple of offseasons, and depending on Sands and Sapp, can start to move to a 3-4 as early as next season. I won't surprised to see them run it in spurts this season.

Going heavy on the OL is a good sign to me, too. If McQuistain can come in and make a push to start at ORT, that's huge -- it means that Gallery can move back to OLT, which is a double bonus for me: not only is Gallery back in his comfortable position, it means Barry Sims isn't the OLT -- addition both through addition AND subtraction. I love it. Sims at OLG would be fine, or maybe at ORG, with Grove on the left if he gets move from C. Alternatively, Sims or Boothe on either of the two guard sides, depending on which is the nastier on run blocking, and Grove at C. If that works -- and it is going to work, the combination of Shell, Slater and Eatman is the best possible coaching combo to turn a young OL into the Raiders OL from the late 70s, or Dallas' from the early 90s -- the Raiders have a shot to be truly dominant on that side of the ball, which will help cushion the growing pains on defense in my predicted switch to the 3-4, and it will help LaMont Jordan start putting up great, rather than adequate, starting RB numbers.

All in all, I give them a good solid B, leaning toward a B+. I'd have loved to see a DT in there, but here's hoping they FINALLY put together a good draft -- last All Pro they drafted was Woodson, after all . . .